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How to attract ants

How to attract ants

Mr. Forest, Ragin' Papa

April 1, 2015

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HB bans summer work

HB bans summer work

Shiah LeBoeuf, Eccentric

April 1, 2015

When the last bell of the school year rings and summer is officially out, the last thing on student’s minds should be homework during the summer. However, those enrolled in an accel, Honors, or AP classes, are more than likely are assigned some busy work they must complete before the fall. The pain...

NEASC comes back with results

NEASC comes back with results

Disappointment Man, Superhero

April 1, 2015

NEASC has returned with its decision several months early because it’s “so clear what has to be done, there’s no point in waiting.” Hollis Brookline High School will keep its accreditation, but all high school students must repeat the two years of middle school. Students will no longer...

Yankees buy out Red Sox

Yankees buy out Red Sox

New York Ned, Some dude with an accent

April 1, 2015

The latest controversy in Major League Baseball has arisen; the well known high spender New York Yankees have boughten out the Boston Red Sox. According to Yankees shortstop Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez, they bought the Red Sox for five hundred and eighteen thousand dollars. “You can bet I won’t...

There isn’t a rugby team here

There isn't a rugby team here

Eileen, One Legged

April 1, 2015

Souhegan HS buys HB wrestling team for $1,000 and unlimited hotdogs

Souhegan HS buys HB wrestling team for $1,000 and unlimited hotdogs

I'll tell you later, Chief Procrastinator

April 1, 2015

Nick Fothergill takes his talents to Nashua South

Nick Fothergill takes his talents to Nashua South

Spongebob Round Pants, Geometry Teacher

April 1, 2015

Hollis Brookline’s most promising up-and-comer has made a bold career move. Nick Fothergill ‘17, has decided to relocate to Nashua High School South for the 2015-2016 season. Fothergill helped lead the HB Cavaliers to a playoff berth last season, and has decided to improve his game to the next level....

Tiddlywinks: Not as safe as it sounds

Tiddlywinks: Not as safe as it sounds

T, Iddlywinker

April 1, 2015

While most people associate the board game “Tiddlywinks” as a classic family board game, its not as safe as it sounds. Unassociated risks have been happening to people who play the game and extreme caution should be taken. Playing with the small discs or “winks”, these little guys can be very...

Nashua to bid for 2030 Winter Olympics

Nashua to bid for 2030 Winter Olympics

Martha Notreal, Nashua City Alderman

April 1, 2015

Nashua mayor Lanadee Ray announced on Friday that the city would bid for the upcoming 2030 Winter Olympics. “We figured that with all the snow this year Nashua would be a great place to hold the Olympics,” said Ray. “With Pat’s Peak so close, the Olympians would have an easy commute from the...

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