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The student news site of Hollis Brookline High School

The CavChron

The student news site of Hollis Brookline High School

The CavChron

Choir classes start candlelight vigil during power outage

Choir classes start candlelight vigil during power outage

Flash Spectrum, Powerless April 1, 2015

Lightless classes were interrupted last Wednesday by the sound of song, wafting down pitch-black hallways and stirring interest in classrooms with no power whatsoever. Intrigued teachers led packs of...

Gravity shifts to the left

Gravity shifts to the left

Wax MaGerbil, To The Left of Where I Was a Moment Ago April 1, 2015

There has been a disturbance in the fabric of the universe. Students and faculty alike were shocked this morning, when shortly after first period, gravity spontaneously shifted to the left. Damage...

Classrooms made out of snow to solve overcrowding

Classrooms made out of snow to solve overcrowding

Reporter 27A, Cold April 1, 2015

With record snowfall this year in New England, the piles of snow have become dangerously overwhelming on the Hollis Brookline High School property. Even with recent melting, the mounds of snow have simply...

Student Council overthrows Admin

A. N. Archy, Supreme Leader April 1, 2015

Tied and gagged, Principal Barnes sat stranded in the Student Council (StuCo) meeting room on the second floor. Four sophomores stood guard outside the door to make sure that administration couldn’t...

High School is useless

Appa Thee, Real Life Correspondent April 1, 2015

Update on Top-Secret Plan

Update on Top-Secret Plan

Name Redacted, Files Expunged April 1, 2015

Last year’s top-secret plan remains top-secret. No further information will be given.  

Senior Class: Illuminati Supreme

Senior Class: Illuminati Supreme

Wiggly Squid, Undersea Correspondent April 1, 2015

There are great forces at play. Underclassmen and faculty alike were minding their own business on Tuesday, in the wake of a recent power outage--until Period 5 was disrupted by a surprise fire drill. Students...

Mr. Fox cast as Dowager Countesss new love interest in Downton Abbey

Mr. Fox cast as Dowager Countess’s new love interest in Downton Abbey

Dowager Countess, Important April 1, 2015

Little did anyone know, since Christmas break, HB’s very own Mr. Fox participated in a very extensive audition process for the hit PBS television show “Downton Abbey.” To his delight, he was cast...

NASUS goes on strike; works at Walmart now

NASUS goes on strike; works at Walmart now

Pikov and Dropov, Taxi Drivers April 1, 2015

Nasus--a.ka. The Robot--goes on strike, now works at Walmart The members of FIRST Robotics Team 1073 are great at what they do, and that is building robots for the challenges presented to them by FIRST....

Freshman Friday Skip Day

Freshman Friday Skip Day

Froshling Fiona, Young April 1, 2015

Senior skip days are a well-known tradition at Hollis Brookline High School. The whole senior class plans ahead and skips school, delighting in wreaking havoc on teacher’s plans. Until recently, this...

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