Student Council overthrows Admin

A. N. Archy, Supreme Leader

Tied and gagged, Principal Barnes sat stranded in the Student Council (StuCo) meeting room on the second floor. Four sophomores stood guard outside the door to make sure that administration couldn’t get in.

“No, you can’t go in to interview him,” they said. “But you can look through the little window in the door, if you want.”

Pictures were prohibited.

StuCo left an official declaration of rebellion in the front office before taking the principal hostage, for “leverage” they claimed.

It is unknown if the revolution is in any way related to the announcement that the class of 2015 has declared allegiance to the Illuminati.